Trying to Get Regular

Hey ya’ll! I’m trying to get back to posting regular. *lol* Hopefully, I’ll get it together one of these days. I got this email from my mom, who never forwards anything, and thought that it was too funny! We both have the same wicked sense of humor. Have a great weekend!

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?

(My favorite!!)
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

We have been friends for a very long time…
let’s say we stop?

Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
“What the hell was I thinking?”

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
That you’re not here to ruin it for me.

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You’ll probably need it again.

When we were together, you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.

I’m so miserable without you it’s almost like you’re here.

So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay.

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4 thoughts on “Trying to Get Regular

  1. Okay. That was nutty as hell. Not as good as the bricks or the crackhead lawn tools, but good.

    Oh yeah… Detroit Demolition… AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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